document.write('<ol class="tumblr_posts">\x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_title">Pissing Pilot Lands in Jail</div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <p><a href="http://tinyurl.com/l68yzw" target="_blank">Missed the runway there bud.</a></p>\x0a\x0a<p>Be sure to catch the great cultural note about 立ち小 at the bottom. Well worth the read.</p>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post">\x0a                <img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/NqvuP1gJ0p5eg74tZVxKDz3Mo1_400.jpg" alt="Kinky. This reads:\x0a\x0aThe woman I want to kill me." class="tumblr_photo"/>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_caption">\x0a                        <p>Kinky. This reads:</p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>The woman I want to kill me.</em></p>\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post">\x0a                <img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/ce2JJn4kFp5vmr0eauACycxvo1_400.jpg" alt="panflash012337.jpg\x0a\x0ame.oowww&amp;#8230;" class="tumblr_photo"/>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_caption">\x0a                        <p><a href="http://up4.pandoravote.net/img/panflash012337.jpg" target="_blank">panflash012337.jpg</a></p>\x0a\x0a<p>me.oowww&#8230;</p>\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post">\x0a                <img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/6IJqSzvZpp61oskg3yCe1dj8o1_400.jpg" alt="Interior design room\x0a\x0afear it." class="tumblr_photo"/>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_caption">\x0a                        <p><a href="http://interiordesignroom.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Interior design room</a></p>\x0a\x0a<p>fear it.</p>\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post">\x0a                <img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/cyOSLXuNNp4i7se5c1EFgXF9o1_400.jpg" alt="YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH! This reads:\x0a\x0aPussy Gift Certificate\x0a\x0aGood throughout Japan.\x0a\x0a\x0aexpo7000 wrote: 「お中元はこれにかぎる。」 (&amp;#8220;I&amp;#8217;d accept that for Chugen.&amp;#8221;)\x0a\x0aChūgen (中元), also Ochūgen (お中元), is an annual event in Japan on July 15th when people give gifts to one&amp;#8217;s superiors and acquaintances. (Wikipedia)" class="tumblr_photo"/>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_caption">\x0a                        <p>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH! This reads:</p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>Pussy Gift Certificate</em></p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>Good throughout Japan.</em>\x0a<br/><br/></p>\x0a\x0a<p><a href="http://expo7000.tumblr.com/post/129773571" target="_blank">expo7000</a> wrote: 「お中元はこれにかぎる。」 (&#8220;I&#8217;d accept that for Chugen.&#8221;)</p>\x0a\x0a<p>Chūgen (中元), also Ochūgen (お中元), is an annual event in Japan on July 15th when people give gifts to one&#8217;s superiors and acquaintances. (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chugen#Japan:_Ch.C5.ABgen" target="_blank">Wikipedia</a>)</p>\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post">\x0a                <img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/cyOSLXuNNp3zf2g2IKpXbFkJo1_400.jpg" alt="AHAHAHA! This sign reads:\x0a\x0aGentlemen, no peeing on-property.\x0a\x0aLadies, come discuss it with me.\x0a\x0a&amp;#8212;Taro Urashima" class="tumblr_photo"/>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_caption">\x0a                        <p>AHAHAHA! This sign reads:</p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>Gentlemen, no peeing on-property.</em></p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>Ladies, come discuss it with me.</em></p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>&#8212;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taro_Urashima" target="_blank">Taro Urashima</a></em></p>\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post">\x0a                <img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/u2dLSrajvp1554t1RzttwUoKo1_400.jpg" alt="The madness continues&amp;#8230;\x0a\x0aTranslation by Made in DNA\x0a\x0aReal Poop Retrospect\x0a\x0aIt was at a fall festival during my boyhood,\x0a\x0aamong the variety of food and trinket stalls at a shrine,\x0a\x0athat I made a most shocking discovery." class="tumblr_photo"/>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_caption">\x0a                        <p>The madness continues&#8230;</p>\x0a\x0a<p>Translation by <a href="http://mopedronin.twitter.com" target="_blank">Made in DNA</a></p>\x0a\x0a<p><em><strong>Real Poop Retrospect</strong></em></p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>It was at a fall festival during my boyhood,</em></p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>among the variety of food and trinket stalls at a shrine,</em></p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>that I made a most shocking discovery.</em></p>\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post">\x0a                <img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/Bwxb3pXB1p4kc1bppVx5ljg1o1_400.jpg" alt="via image.blog.livedoor.jp\x0a\x0aHAHAHAHA! The sign reads &amp;#8220;Chin Chin Morokoshi&amp;#8221;. Morokoshi is corn on the cob. Chin Chin is a child&amp;#8217;s word for penis. So &amp;#8220;Penis Corn&amp;#8221;. But as another user stated &amp;#8220;I think chin chin means hot.&amp;#8221; Yeah, I agree, but it&amp;#8217;s still damn funny. I&amp;#8217;m sure the meaning was not lost on those who created the sign either. Very effective.\x0a\x0acokeraita: 「ちんちんって熱いって意味だと思う」" class="tumblr_photo"/>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_caption">\x0a                        <p>via <a href="http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/blv42/imgs/c/9/c91a3f11.jpg" target="_blank">image.blog.livedoor.jp</a></p>\x0a\x0a<p>HAHAHAHA! The sign reads &#8220;Chin Chin Morokoshi&#8221;. Morokoshi is corn on the cob. Chin Chin is a child&#8217;s word for penis. So &#8220;Penis Corn&#8221;. But as another user stated &#8220;I think chin chin means hot.&#8221; Yeah, I agree, but it&#8217;s still damn funny. I&#8217;m sure the meaning was not lost on those who created the sign either. Very effective.</p>\x0a\x0a<p><a href="http://cokeraita.tumblr.com/post/129895497" target="_blank">cokeraita</a>: 「ちんちんって熱いって意味だと思う」</p>\x0a                    </div>\x0a                \x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_title">Parents Leave Infants in Hot Car for 7 Hours</div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <p>Breaks the heart&#8230;</p>\x0a\x0a<p><a href="http://www.japantoday.com/category/national/view/2-infants-die-of-heatstroke-in-parked-car" target="_blank">2 infants die of heatstroke in parked car in Niigata</a></p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>NIIGATA — A 1-year-old baby and his 11-month-old brother died Sunday apparently of heatstroke in a parked car in Sanjo, Niigata Prefecture, police said. The two infants, Kanade and Hayata, were left sleeping in the car by their parents, Hitoshi Takatsuki, a 33-year-old company employee, and his wife after the family arrived home from a trip around 5:30 a.m. on Sunday, police said.</em></p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>About seven hours later around 12:30 p.m., Takatsuki’s wife found the two infants unconscious and they were rushed to hospital but later confirmed dead. The weather was fair with a recorded temperature of 26.6&#160;C at noon, the same as the average for late July, according to a local meteorological observatory.</em></p>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            <li class="tumblr_post tumblr_text_post">\x0a                \x0a                    <div class="tumblr_title">Great Law is all Bark but No Bite</div>\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                <div class="tumblr_body">\x0a                    <p>Wow, great law, too bad there are no real penalties for companies that break it. The government is shirking its duty to protect the people by passing a law that allows employers to abuse the laxity of it. Just another par-for-course day in Japan. Pity.</p>\x0a\x0a<p><a href="http://www.japantoday.com/category/politics/view/bill-to-introduce-shorter-working-hours-for-parents-of-young-children-clears-diet" target="_blank">Bill to introduce shorter working hours for parents of young children clears Diet</a></p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>TOKYO — A bill to oblige companies to enable employees with children under 3 years old to work shorter hours and be exempt from working overtime cleared Japanese parliament Wednesday, making it easier for working parents to keep working while raising children.</em></p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>The bill to amend the Law for Childcare Leave won unanimous approval at the plenary session of the House of Councillors.</em></p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>Under the amendment, companies would be required to introduce a system in which employees raising young children could work about six hours a day and could be exempted from overtime if they so desire.</em></p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>The conventional law allows companies to choose from several options, including a system of shorter work hours, overtime exemption and installation of a nursery for those employees.</em></p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>The amendment would also extend the period in which both parents can take childcare leave until their child turns 14 months old from the current period of one year.</em></p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>It also features creating a nursing leave system of five to 10 days a year for workers taking care of family members in need of nursing care.</em></p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>Employers that violate the revised law would receive instructions or warnings from prefectural labor bureaus and their names would be made public if they ignore the instructions.</em></p>\x0a\x0a<p><em>The ruling and opposition blocs reached an agreement and amended the original bill to enhance measures to prevent unfair layoffs of workers with young children in the current economic recession.</em></p>\x0a                </div>\x0a            </li>\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a</ol>');